About

The O' Berry is one of Antarctic's most popular news publications, covering the lives and events in the region of Club Penguin Island. Debuting in 2017, The O' Berry has grown to massive success, averaging from 1 reader daily to 2. It remains as one of the most influential media in internet history.

The O' Berry is a parody of The Onion, a satirical news website that also parodies other news sites.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Club Penguin Island?

Club Penguin Island was an MMO and a reimagining of its previous title, Club Penguin.

**Can I work on The O' Berry?**

No, The O' Berry is currently not seeking new staff.

How can I contact The O' Berry?

The O' Berry itself does not have social media or form of communication. However, the author of the blog can be communicated via Twitter.

Twitter: @chubchib

What if I want to sue The O' Berry?

Please do not do that. It would be very difficult to write a case on a Club Penguin Island blog.

Beloved Community Blogger Returns From Retirement to Promote Marketing Scheme

Looking to get back to the tube racing community, former writer Sucal806 returns to social media after 7 years of retirement to announce his latest project. "It's all about the community for me," typed the semi-famous blogger from his account that has been inactive for as long as his retirement, "that's why I want to bring something great to the table. I'm involved in a long term investment that'll reconnect me, you, and the tubing community. If you get your friends involved in my project, this will really help bring you and the community closer together. Remember, I'm not gaining anything from this; this is for the community." Embedded at the end of his post was a link leading to a website with a malware warning.

Longtime Citizen Experiences Postlife Crisis As Anniversary Approaches

While the residents of Club Penguin Island celebrate their 4th year since the grand debut, a troubled citizen, Northway2007, experiences postlife crisis amid the confetti and music. "Has it really been that long since it opened?" he pondered, staring at his slice of cake in deep thought, "There's no way it's been that long. It feels like only 2 years but it also feels like forever. Time is going too fast and too slow. I've just started getting used to life!" Northway2007 expressed his regret of not taking full advantage of his life on the island, claiming to spend it by consuming as many of the special menu items at Franky's as possible. "I'm making up for lost time and the time I have ahead of me. This is who I am from now on!" An hour after the interview, Northway2007 reported having stomach problems.

Chef Causes Blackout After Borrowing Island's Power Source For Pizza

Panicking to find ingredients for their recipe, amateur chef PetesAugh12 takes the hot sauce reservoir from Beacon Boardwalk, causing a blackout at midnight in the process. "I'll be completely honest," admits the pizza cook in the dark, "I didn't expect the hot sauce to be the sole thing that makes the machines work. Hot sauce is hot sauce; it goes in your pizza and in your digestive system. No wonder that door was so hard to open." PetesAugh12 apologized for their major accident, and will receive a 50,000 coin fine and 2 months of their membership revoked. As the authorities fix the power outage and return the reservoir, a citizen asks, "Is anyone else getting déjà vu?"

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