In an effort to preserve as well as hide the embarrassment of their previous work, the author of The O' Berry author has compiled their writings from 2017 to 2018 in one post. Please read responsibly.
Club Penguin Island Was Specifically Made To Include Jumping 4/09/2017
To utter demise, the web-version classic Club Penguin has been discontinued on March 29th, 2017. Its brand new mobile app, Club Penguin Island, has now taken its place. In an interview with CEO of Club Penguin, Bobbi Jean, she discusses about the inspiration behind Club Penguin Island. It originated from an employee who was extremely obsessed with jump rope. Infuriated by the lack of jumping in Club Penguin, he held a critical meeting on the subject of penguins jumping. The team made a decision to scrap Club Penguin in order to revamp the game where jumping is possible. In the end, it was worth it. Bobbi Jean also mentioned the fact that Club Penguin Island has been designed to include more tropical and warm land This is due to the fact that Club Penguin is not about being cool.
——————————Man Rants Over Club Penguin Island Load Screen 4/16/2017
One early morning, Jonathon Puffer decided to download Club Penguin Island to relieve his memories of Club Penguin. He was anticipating to explore around the land as a penguin once more. Once the app was finished and opened, he was disgusted by the blue screen. "I do not like this 005FC9 shade of blue," Puffer exclaimed, "it's too intense for the eyes! I would prefer a 1378D0 blue. It shows a softer and inviting approach." Jonathon Puffer has written a complaint to Club Penguin Island Support to revise the loading screen. He suggested to remove the Tour Guide penguin as well, as he feels the penguin is extremely offensive to nonmembers.
——————————Rookie Accused Of Causing Mt. Blizzard Avalanche 05/30/2017
Rookie, the citizen residing on the Mount Blizzard mountaintop, has been taken into custody by CPI Court for causing the avalanche and destroying property. According to Club Penguin Sports Network (CPSN), Rookie has been spotted on November 16th, 2016 sliding down the Snow Stormer track when he knocked a boulder of rocks down and caused a landslide of snow to fall down, covering the entire area. "I tell ya, he's no good for this here place," a news reporter screamed, "he might as well let someone steal the hot sauce energy!" As of May 23rd, 2017, Mt. Blizzard was reopened to the public. However, some penguins remain scared or skeptical to return, due to the chances of an avalanche reoccurring.
Rookie had this to say, "Penguins said I made an avalanche happen, but that's not true! I, uh, just accidentally bumped to a cave. Other than that, I'm innocent! Ask Gary if you want, he has evidence." More research is being investigated.
——————————Guest Post: My Pet On Puffle Rights 06/16/2017
"Hello, readers! Today I'll be taking a summer vacation to relax for a while. So for the next few days, I'll be introducing you to my pet and writer, Laffle. I hope you'll enjoy about what he'll be writing about! I think in this post he's talking about puffle rights."
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Choklidium Supply Low 07/27/2017
Choklidium is a famous mineral found on Mount Blizzard. It's known for its nutritious taste and the main ingredient for the common hot cocoa. Many penguins use choklidium, as well as hot sauce, for a number of resources such as food. Since the day that the Blizzard Beach began, demand for hot cocoa has risen. Unfortunately, Crate Co. delivered bad news.
On July 20th, Snowmelt Factory received the last box of choklidiums from Crate Co. Inside the box only revealed five pieces of choklidium, one of which was supposedly bitten. An interview was scheduled with the manager of Crate Co. to report the delivery, but she has not contacted us at this moment. Snowmelt Inc. refused to answer any questions.
A riot has occurred at Beacon Boardwalk surrounding the Mt. Blizzard entrance. Penguins gave threats to staff and one penguin made a petition to make more hot cocoa. A citizen in black and blue clothing said, "You guys are all [stupid]. They're [tricking you] into buying more hot cocoa before it 'sells out' again. What a [disaster] this is."
Regardless, without choklidium, there will be no chocolate. No chocolate means no cocoa. Without cocoa, no money for Snowmelt Inc.
Herbert Admits Being A Weeaboo 09/03/2017
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At a recent confession meeting, Herbert Percival Bear has stated that he has been addicted to watching animated Japanese shows, also known as anime. "It was tough to say that," he said, "for a smart and mature bear like me, I should be watching documentaries, not some little cartoons!" Despite what he said, his "secret" lair contains 62 DVDs worth of Sailor Moon, Fist of the North Star, and other vintage anime. "Every night, I get depressed because of those penguin fools ruining my day and destroying my machines. Only anime and Klutzy can help cheer me up. If it weren't for anime, I would have gone back to the iceberg and sink again."
As of now, Herbert P. Bear regrets sharing his love for anime. "Now that my truth is revealed, I'll never go back to the public. Those penguins are mocking me with their hair." Klutzy, Herbert's sidekick, has been supporting him in these hard times. Whenever they watch anime, Herbert can never forget those moments being encountered by penguin citizens shouting "Senpai!" and "Herbert-san!" Mr. P. Bear is said to be hiding in his base for another 4 months or so to hide from embarrassment. Until then, Herbert and Klutzy will be spending time in their lair practicing Japanese and having a One Piece marathon, pirated of course.
Although, reporters have spotted a white figure in a trench coat stealing one of the latest wigs, The Final Form.
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Q: Why is the trapper wearing googly eyes?
A: It's a fashion trend with the trappers.
Q: How did it get googly eyes in the first place?
A: I actually have no idea. Maybe a penguin dropped some arts and crafts down the cave.
Q: Can I pet it?
A: You could, but you might get your flipper seriously injured.
Q: It can't see me with those eyes in the way!
A: Pretty sure it can still sense you.
Q: I'm still gonna pet it.
A: Wait, no!
And they're gone. That wraps up this FAQ. Safety tip—stay a distance away from trappers, but also admire their googly eyes.
The FAQ Review: A Trapper with Googly Eyes 10/11/2017
It's a terrifying sea creature living below the sea with spiky fangs poking out its mouth. Teeth with such a ferocious bite that can swallow you whole! It's... a trapper with adorable, wobbly eyes.
Q: Why is the trapper wearing googly eyes?
A: It's a fashion trend with the trappers.
Q: How did it get googly eyes in the first place?
A: I actually have no idea. Maybe a penguin dropped some arts and crafts down the cave.
Q: Can I pet it?
A: You could, but you might get your flipper seriously injured.
Q: It can't see me with those eyes in the way!
A: Pretty sure it can still sense you.
Q: I'm still gonna pet it.
A: Wait, no!
And they're gone. That wraps up this FAQ. Safety tip—stay a distance away from trappers, but also admire their googly eyes.
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In these new adventures, Swabbie Bob will ask you to bring him and his friends back to life via the Lighthouse curse. From there, the Swabbie team will go on a quest to take over the Migrator and set sail to claim land. Your task is to steal as much treasure as you can and keep Captain Rockhopper inside his cage. The last episode involves Swabbie Bob becoming power-hungry and eventually gaining control of all land to the point where Bob is now a dictator.
Swabbie Bob Adventures Revealed 11/08/2017
Within the past few months, citizens of Club Penguin Island have gone travelling to mysterious areas, facing danger and hijinx alongside Aunt Arctic, Rockhopper, and even Rookie! Coming soon, penguins can now go on a new journey with Swabbie Bob, Rockhopper's practice dummy.
In these new adventures, Swabbie Bob will ask you to bring him and his friends back to life via the Lighthouse curse. From there, the Swabbie team will go on a quest to take over the Migrator and set sail to claim land. Your task is to steal as much treasure as you can and keep Captain Rockhopper inside his cage. The last episode involves Swabbie Bob becoming power-hungry and eventually gaining control of all land to the point where Bob is now a dictator.
Members will be able to earn a pirate tube and earn a fashionably designed shirt in honour of Lord Bob, in Swabbie Bob's adventures!
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Citizens Protest Against Crate Co. 03/23/2018
Ever since the grand opening of Mt. Blizzard, Crate Co. has gained a huge reputation. From its unique delivery system and unusual history, there's no wonder why penguins are so interested in the company. Unfortunately, its reputation may get tainted. A crowd of penguins were seen holding signs to protest against "their nonsense."
"Every Sunday I get a crate delivered that I didn't even order. Why?" one penguin remarked. "I have too many crates in my igloo!" another complained. An unusual snow penguin discussed the delivery time for stage props.
It seems that even workers have complaints about Crate Co. A retired staff said, "The rush delivery was a bad idea. We're all rushin' to rush these packages that would end up breaking lickity split. Mt. Blizzard? More like Mt. Rushmore." Many of Crate Co.'s workers have quit their jobs looking for other jobs with higher pay. Study shows that many workers get a minimum of 3 coins an hour.
Could this be the end of Crate Co.? There's an unlikely chance it could happen. Due to it being the only mail delivery in Club Penguin Island, many penguins rely on it. However, Crate Co. has made continuous mistakes such as halting Marble Hunt orders. Only time will tell.
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It seems that Rory has the idea of upgrading - or rather downgrading - the trams into taxi cabs. He calls them by the name of "Taxigloos". Instead of waddling to a station, you call a driver to pick you up and take you to your igloo. Gary was infuriated and concerned with Rory's new project.
"First and foremost, he plagiarized my invention!" he complained. "He took the base of my tram and made it into a car. Speaking of cars, a tram and a taxi cab are not alike. If one were to drive a tram on land, it would sure to cause an accident!"
That is true, as Rory tested his Taxigloo and crashed 11 times.
As of now, the Taxigloo project has been cancelled. Rory has been thinking of bringing it back and renaming it "IglUber".
Rory Invents The Taxigloo 05/14/2018
The Igloo Trams are the next revolutionary thing when it comes to transportation. Head to the station at Island Central and you'll head to your home sweet home in a jiffy. While a few of the vehicles are not in their best conditions, Gary the Gadget Guy assured that they are safe.
It seems that Rory has the idea of upgrading - or rather downgrading - the trams into taxi cabs. He calls them by the name of "Taxigloos". Instead of waddling to a station, you call a driver to pick you up and take you to your igloo. Gary was infuriated and concerned with Rory's new project.
"First and foremost, he plagiarized my invention!" he complained. "He took the base of my tram and made it into a car. Speaking of cars, a tram and a taxi cab are not alike. If one were to drive a tram on land, it would sure to cause an accident!"
That is true, as Rory tested his Taxigloo and crashed 11 times.
As of now, the Taxigloo project has been cancelled. Rory has been thinking of bringing it back and renaming it "IglUber".
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"If these cases happened this week, then perhaps someone is causing these problems," Aunt Arctic suggests. "It's not just a coincidence. I suspect a certain party pooper is up to this. I'll be going now."
When asking behind Herbert's front door, he responded "No."
Dismayed penguins have begun looking for solutions to this tube trouble. Some have tried using stone tubes, balloons, and even resorting to tubes made out of anvil. Crate Co. is struggling to deliver tubes due to the massive orders. Penguins are frantically in a hurry to get a replacement before the Summer Splashdown hits.
Caution: Be sure to check for any holes in your tubes, and watch out for suspicious-looking tube-popping criminals. If you were one of the victims who got their tubes deflated, sucks for you.
Increase In Tube Deflating Accidents 07/11/2018
The Summer Splashdown is just on the horizon. Everyone is preparing to party with their tubes, riding down the water slides and relaxing in the pool. But be warned; there have been cases of penguins falling down race tracks and hills due to deflating tubes. Many of these incidents happened just this week. Aunt Arctic tries to get to the bottom of this.
"If these cases happened this week, then perhaps someone is causing these problems," Aunt Arctic suggests. "It's not just a coincidence. I suspect a certain party pooper is up to this. I'll be going now."
When asking behind Herbert's front door, he responded "No."
Dismayed penguins have begun looking for solutions to this tube trouble. Some have tried using stone tubes, balloons, and even resorting to tubes made out of anvil. Crate Co. is struggling to deliver tubes due to the massive orders. Penguins are frantically in a hurry to get a replacement before the Summer Splashdown hits.
Caution: Be sure to check for any holes in your tubes, and watch out for suspicious-looking tube-popping criminals. If you were one of the victims who got their tubes deflated, sucks for you.
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Fishy2's obsession with fluffies originated last year on November, where she ate a fishdog for the first time for lunch. In her words, "I just had this gut feeling that I just wanted to eat more fish, y'know? I get hungry a lot, too." Nowadays, her meals consist of mainly fish. "Usually my breakfast is some stacks of Fluffy pancakes, lunch is fishdog, and dinner is pizza topped with yellow and grey fluffies. Can't get better than that," she states.
When asked what Fishy2's favourite type of fish is, she answered, "It's gotta be the good old yellow one. There's something about it that just soothes your taste buds. Maybe that's why they're called fluffies. ...How do I like my fish? I like them any way! Raw, grilled, boiled, steamed, sweet, spicy, you name it! They don't call me the biggest fan for nothin'."
We attempted to convince Fishy2 to share her secret of eating fish so rapidly, but she denied our request. "You gotta learn the ways of eating. Besides, if I told my secret, my record would be broken, so I'm not telling nobody."
That concludes the interview with Fishy2. Be sure to check out her cooking book, Flipping Fluffies by Fishy2.
The Biggest Fluffy Fan 08/01/2018
Meet the most energetic, hungriest, and fastest fish muncher there is: Fishy2! Not only is she the best fluffy eater, but she's also the biggest fan of them. On July 20th, she earned the world record for most amount of fluffies eaten in one minute on Club Penguin Island, chomping down a grand total of 36 fish.
Fishy2's obsession with fluffies originated last year on November, where she ate a fishdog for the first time for lunch. In her words, "I just had this gut feeling that I just wanted to eat more fish, y'know? I get hungry a lot, too." Nowadays, her meals consist of mainly fish. "Usually my breakfast is some stacks of Fluffy pancakes, lunch is fishdog, and dinner is pizza topped with yellow and grey fluffies. Can't get better than that," she states.
When asked what Fishy2's favourite type of fish is, she answered, "It's gotta be the good old yellow one. There's something about it that just soothes your taste buds. Maybe that's why they're called fluffies. ...How do I like my fish? I like them any way! Raw, grilled, boiled, steamed, sweet, spicy, you name it! They don't call me the biggest fan for nothin'."
We attempted to convince Fishy2 to share her secret of eating fish so rapidly, but she denied our request. "You gotta learn the ways of eating. Besides, if I told my secret, my record would be broken, so I'm not telling nobody."
That concludes the interview with Fishy2. Be sure to check out her cooking book, Flipping Fluffies by Fishy2.
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