While the residents of Club Penguin Island celebrate their 4th year since the grand debut, a troubled citizen, Northway2007, experiences postlife crisis amid the confetti and music. "Has it really been that long since it opened?" he pondered, staring at his slice of cake in deep thought, "There's no way it's been that long. It feels like only 2 years but it also feels like forever. Time is going too fast and too slow. I've just started getting used to life!" Northway2007 expressed his regret of not taking full advantage of his life on the island, claiming to spend it by consuming as many of the special menu items at Franky's as possible. "I'm making up for lost time and the time I have ahead of me. This is who I am from now on!" An hour after the interview, Northway2007 reported having stomach problems.